Shall I begin with an ice-breaker?

No?... Oh... Well, in that case, my name is Alexander Hoffer, although I'm colloquially referred to as AJ.

I live in the heart of Lancaster, PA – very underrated – and work as a freelance software developer. If you're unsure what that means, you're not alone! Below are some common responses I get after giving people my job title.

  • So... compooters?
  • You write the codes?!
  • Oh. *blank stares*

When I’m not working, you can see me out on the frisbee fields or in the garden reaping the fruits of my labor [or, more commonly, the vegetables of my labor].